She's not even sure if that's worth bringing up, really. She's starting to think that every time she talks to him, there's going to be a baseline level of disgusting that she deals with. But she's still making a face.]
You're so gross.
[She still feels required to acknowledge it.]
What if they could climb and you didn't have enough petroleum jelly to stop all of them?
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She's not even sure if that's worth bringing up, really. She's starting to think that every time she talks to him, there's going to be a baseline level of disgusting that she deals with. But she's still making a face.]
You're so gross.
[She still feels required to acknowledge it.]
What if they could climb and you didn't have enough petroleum jelly to stop all of them?
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[Think fast, Nathan.]
I'd pee on them. They can't hurt me if I've marked them with my scent.
[He puts a finger to his temple. Aha! see how smart?]
Stuffed animals are still animals. And that's just animal mentality.
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That... isn't how it works.
[Is this some weird way of cheating? Being gross to get her to move on to the next scenario?
...Okay, probably not.]